i need you to understand.
julie. 21. new jersey.

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

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replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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I played skee ball for three hours so I could own this.
"In the original pilot for Bob’s Burgers, Mintz’s character was a teenage boy. That fundamental difference aside, Daniel Belcher and Tina Belcher are the same character—but looking back, that choice had enormous implications for the show, because a TV audience has never seen a girl growing up like this. She’s nothing like an archetypal teen, but she’s also unmistakably one. She daydreams about kissing her crushes—and also about touching the butts of all the cute boys in her class. She fantasizes about being a prettier, bolder version of herself, who talks politics with adults and is an object of affection among the guys at Wagstaff School. Her efforts in this direction lead her to hide in the dairy section of a grocery store in season three’s “Lindapendent Woman,” waiting for a handsome boy to stop by. In season four’s “Turkey In A Can,” she shows up to Thanksgiving dinner wearing baggy pantyhose and too-big high heels. Puberty and dating have a typical arc on shows about teenage girls, but Tina’s arc on Bob’s Burgers is something else entirely. It’s gross. It’s messy. It occasionally encourages threesomes. And it’s hilarious, but the show is careful to never make Tina the butt of any jokes. (Tina touching butts, however, is okay.) If the viewer is laughing, it’s most likely with Tina—or at the very least, with the people who love her.""Bob’s Burgers’ Tina makes the series a must-watch" (via boyhands)

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My weekend can be defined by the 1 minute video of me repeatedly blackout singing “I’m Beyonce, I’m Beyonce” to the tune of Drunk in Love.

Only Tequila makes me forget I’m a 23 year old man apparently

I wish I witnessed this

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"It’s just that I coulda swore
you had sung me a love song back there
and that you meant it
but I guess sometimes people just chew with their mouth open
so I ate ear plugs alive with my throat
hoping they’d get lodged deep enough inside the empty spots
that I wouldn’t have to hear you leaving."
Buddy Wakefield (via nevervulgar)

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i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

Jiang Zhi - Love Letter 1, 2014
In the series “Love Letters”, Zhi’s photography depicts various flowers in a state of combustion - yet seemingly unharmed - in an exploration of the temporality and transient aspects of beauty.


10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

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"Art is to console those who are broken by life."Vincent van Gogh (via acrylicalchemy)

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So excited that Rutgers joins the Big 10 today!!

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Drowning Dress (detail)Susan Jamison

This photo is of my town, it’s in quite a poor part and when I passed it on the bus I really realised how true it is